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If you’re looking for “things to do in Puerto Rico”, then you’re definitely in the right place.
If you’d like to enjoy the “best beaches in Puerto Rico”, without the inconvenience of taking a ferry boat —or even a small plane, then Luquillo is your best bet.
If you’d like to combine your experience with a side trip to El Yunque National Forest, or even a natural waterslide in one of Puerto Rico’s marvelous rivers, then read on.
In this post I’ll tell you about all of Luquillo’s many beaches. I’ll also tell you about the town’s church, which was also founded in 1797, and the one-of-a-kind woodwork that makes it a must-visit destination.
Finally, we’ll go out to the countryside to explore a natural water feature that’s been drawing crowds since I was a young man back in the 70’s. To top it all off, we’ll go by the famous ‘kioskos de Luquillo” where you can enjoy multiple Puerto Rican culinary delicacies.
My wife and I visited the small town of Luquillo, on the morning of Tuesday, May 28, 2024.
Luquillo was founded 1797 and the municipality ranks number 65th in terms of size or land area.
What’s really interesting is that this small town has 14 beaches, all of them public, that rank among the best anywhere in Puerto Rico and the world.
Luquillo is located on the northeastern corner of Puerto Rico, just 26 miles from San Juan as the crow flies. However, the actual driving distance is more like 35, making it a 49 minute drive, more or less, along state road #3.
There’s a faster route along Puerto Rico’s Route 66 (no relation to the “mother road), but the time you’ll save won’t make up for the steep toll expense. So we simply took road #3. Besides, most of the traffic is San Juan bound in the morning and Luquillo bound in the afternoon. So you’ll be going against the crowd in both cases.
Like always, our first stop was at the Catholic church, which in this case is called San José Parish. We had read on the Internet that the Parish was open for mass early in the morning, but —as it turns out— this was no longer the case.
San José Parish is located on Jesús T. Piñero Street, on the south side of Rosendo Matienzo Cintrón Square. That means that the altar at San José parish points southwest instead of straight east like most catholic churches on the Island do.
I’m always intrigued when I run across oddities like this one. After all, it couldn’t be like the land pointing east wasn’t available at the time when the temple was first built. The only reasoning —at least in my mind— is that the original builders wanted to point the temple straight at El Yunque forest. We’ll see how this became important centuries later.
When we got to San José Parish there wasn’t a soul in sight. There was —however— a large sign with all sorts of parish information, including the telephone number for the parish office. According to the sign, office hours started at 9:00am and it was only 8:05. But hey, we had nothing to lose so I gave it a try.
A friendly voice answered my call and told me to wait a few minutes while she came down. Shortly after the lady opened the temple, turned on the lights and proceeded to show us around.
Construction of San José Parish started in 1797, making the temple 227 years old at the time of our visit. However, that age doesn’t show just by looking at the building, because it has been restored and modernized several times throughout its history.
- San José Parish, Luquillo, PR
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- San José Parish, Luquillo, PR
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- San José Parish, Luquillo, PR
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- San José Parish, Luquillo, PR
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- San José Parish, Luquillo, PR
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- San José Parish, Luquillo, PR
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So, what makes this temple special? It’s certainly not the architecture, because the place looks like it was built 20 years ago. And in a way it was.
Back in 1997 the temple celebrated its 200th anniversary. To commemorate the occasion it was restored and a series of wood carvings were commissioned and imported from South América. The pieces meld Catholic traditions and symbology with elements of Puerto Rican nature and Taíno scenes.
The combination of Puerto Rican flora and fauna imagery with traditional Catholic scenes, and even renaissance motives pulled directly from DaVinci’s Last Supper, all meld to make this temple unlike any other in the world.
There’s no gold or precious stones at San José Parish. But there’s something even more valuable, the absolute integration of the Catholic faith with a tropical setting and a unique people; the Puerto Rican people, that is.
Across the street from San José Parish you have the Rosendo Matienzo Cintrón Square. Rosendo Matienzo Cintrón was a Puerto Rican lawyer and politician, trained in Barcelona, Spain and born in Luquillo, Puerto Rico on April 22, 1855.
His political views about Puerto Rico varied throughout the years, but in 1912 he founded the Independence Party (not to be confused with the Puerto Rican Independence Party, founded 34 years later by Gilberto Concepción de Gracia from Vega Alta).
His party was the first in the history of Puerto Rico to establish an absolute and non-negotiable demand for Puerto Rican independence.
To this date Puerto Rico’s political status continues to be an issue and Puerto Ricans continue to go back and forth between non-consequential political formulas. But hey, I digress.
The square is rather featureless, with concrete benches and a well groomed appearance. Bear in mind that the town of Luquillo sits right next to the Atlantic Ocean, so this type of construction is probably best to withstand the salty and downright corrosive environment.
On the west end of the square you have a bust of Matienzo Cintrón as well as the City Hall building. On the east end there’s a bandstand for celebrating town events.
After walking around Matienzo Cintrón square for a while it was time to hit the beach, so we headed for the first one on our list: Playa Fortuna, on the western end of the municipality.
Playa Fortuna is a peaceful little beach that sits right next to “Parcelas Fortuna”, a low income community that borders the town of Río Grande. It has adequate signage, a small parking area with tree cover, and various garbage containers. That’s it!
Otherwise it’s what I call a “wild beach”, because it’s more or less like God made it. That said, he actually did a great job. The place is simply lovely (in spite of the few slobs —local or otherwise— that choose to leave their garbage wherever they please).
When we got there there was a young woman “taking in the rays” all by herself. I didn’t see any cars in the parking area (other than mine) so she must’ve walked over from a nearby airbnb.
Later on, as we were leaving, I noticed her going in for a dip. She was about as tall as my wife and I noticed that, even when she was quite a distance out, the water still didn’t reach her knees. Hence, I can only deduce that the depth at this beach doesn’t increase quickly like it does at others that we’ve visited.
We also walked quite a distance along the shore and found it to be clean and free of erosion.
Our next stop was at Balneario La Monserrate, just a couple of miles east of Playa Fortuna. In my humble opinion, Balneario La Monserrate —or simply Luquillo Beach— is the best beach in the larger island of Puerto Rico. There are no two ways about it!
While not an archipelago, Puerto Rico is certainly a group of islands comprised of Vieques, Culebra and Culebrita to the east, Mona, Monito and Desecheo to the west, Caja de Muerto to the south and the main Island of Puerto Rico.
So why isn’t it an archipelago? Well, because that title is reserved for the Caribbean Islands as a whole.
In any case, Balneario La Monserrate is the best beach on the larger island of Puerto Rico (once again, my opinion). And that’s not because of anything done by the government (municipal or otherwise). It’s just that God made it that way.
And just so you know, the term balneario means “government-run public beach”. Those usually come with a parking area, safety buoys, lifeguards, ample signage, gazebos, concession stands, sanitary facilities, showers and lockers.
Well, La Monserrate has most —if not all— of that. It’s just that the place isn’t quite like it was years ago. I know that the municipal government has struggled to get the central government to hand over the administration of the place. But the fact remains that at this point in time the facilities look run down.
You feel it from the minute that you arrive at the different parking areas. In many instances the grass is tall and the shrubs need pruning. Then there’s the “nickel and dimming”. You have to pay for many things separately that during the beach’s heyday used to be included with the small entrance fee.
Case in point, the showers. Most of the beach’s original showers don’t work. So you end up having to pay separately to use the “concession showers”. And so it goes on.
And hey, I’m not trying to be a “penny pincher” here. It’s just that I hate to be taken for a sucker.
So what about the beach itself? Is it any good? It’s like heaven on earth!
You have hundreds of trees for shade, the surf is about an inch high, the water is crystal clear and it takes forever to get deep. Oh, and did I mention that there’s hardly any erosion at the shore?
This is all due to a massive reef that sits just outside the coast and turns the “balneario” into a sort of “pool”. I love it.
As you leave “La Monserrate” you’ll find the “Kioskos de Luquillo” to the west. But we turned east at the time, so we’ll cover those in a few minutes.
Next on our list was “Punta Bandera”, a remote beach area that sits just east of Balneario La Monserrate, but you actually reach by driving around the “balneario”.
The “Punta Bandera” area is a beautiful coast that’s mostly great for long strolls along the beach. The water is inches deep for very long stretches. But, at times the sandy bottom becomes rocky. This makes it prone to sea urchins.
To tell you the truth, I almost walked back to La Monserrate while following the “Punta Bandera” coast, and I only ran into a couple of people along the way. So I’d definitely put this beach under the “eye candy” category.
What does that mean? That it’s great for looking at it but not for swimming!
Next on our list was Playa Azul. This is a huge beach area with beautiful golden sand, very little tree cover and even less parking space. It’s what I like to call a “wild beach”, meaning that all you get is the sky, the water, the sand and the sun. In fact, I made a point of counting the parking spaces and they didn’t amount to ten. Other than that there’s the curb, but it’s painted in yellow so you’ll be a the cop’s mercy.
Of course, if you go there during a weekday you might get lucky. But, if you visit during a weekend (especially during the summer months) your chances of finding a parking spot are nil.
As for the surf, let’s just say that it’s higher than at La Monserrate. There were a few people in the water, but most were just taking in the rays.
Next was “Costa Azul”, a beautiful beach area with lots of parking space along the curb. “Costa Azul” is also a “wild beach”, but surprisingly it combines several swimming areas into one beach. It has a low surf area, a mild surf area and a higher surf portion. And being that it wasn’t a beach day, there were quite a few patrons there.
Most of them were locals and some even had little kids.
After you pass the “Costa Azul” area you drive about a mile east and you arrive at “La Pared”. Like the name says, this beach has a long wall built along it and the surf is very high. We were there on a calm day and the waves were still quite impressive.
Maybe that’s why it’s favored by surfers from Puerto Rico and abroad.
My wife and I took a few minutes to talk with the locals that have been surfing there for years. They emphasized that you definitely have to know what you’re doing to use this beach. The surf is high (maybe that’s why they call it the wall, I don’t know) and at times you get rip currents that can make for a very bad day.
The one thing that it does have is a huge parking area right across the street.
There were still two beaches on our list. One was called “San Miguel” and the other “La Selva”, but both were within the “Eastern Ecological Corridor”, a land reserve on the eastern quadrant of the municipality of Luquillo.
We actually attempted to go there, but the Natural Resources Department Ranger told us that the road was undriveable, even for my Nissan Pathfinder SUV.
We had two places left to explore in the small town of Luquillo. One was a water feature up in the Luquillo mountains, on the Pitahaya river, and the other was an eatery area where most of the people visiting Luquillo like to end their day.
So off we went to the mountains.
“Las Pailas” is a natural water slide area on the Pitahaya river. I hadn’t been there since I was in college back in the 70’s. Back then there was a dirt trail leading down to the river and a few parking spots along road 983.
We use to go to “Balneario La Monserrate” in the morning and then visit “Las Pailas” in the afternoon “to get rid of the salt”.
Nowadays “Las Pailas” are quite the same, but the infrastructure has improved quite a bit. Back then all you had was a dirt trail. If it rained while you were in the river, getting back to the road became quite a challenge.
Today most of the trail is paved in concrete and there are ropes to assist you along most of the way.
The parking area is quite larger and there are tour operators constantly bringing groups. I also noticed that everyone was equipped with life preservers.
So, like everything else in life, “Las Pailas” is no longer that “secret secluded place” that just a few of us knew about. But hey, it’s better, safer and —of course— “a lot more crowded”. It’s also not free anymore.
Parking per vehicle is $5 and access to the river is a dollar per person. Still a bargain if you ask me.
However, according to the law, tour operators taking tourists to “Las Pailas” (or anywhere else, for that matter) can be held liable for “damages and detriments”, regularly known in Spanish as “daños y perjuicios”. Maybe that’s why they have everyone wear a life preserver and they probably hand them a waiver to sign before even climbing on the bus.
Finally, after a day under the blistering Puerto Rican sun, there’s nothing better than “a cold one” at “los kioskos de Luquillo”, and maybe one of the many Puerto Rican delicacies that are concocted there daily.
So what are “los kioskos de Luquillo” anyway? Back in 1964 the government of Puerto Rico came up with the idea of creating a series of small eateries along the “Balneario La Monserrate” road. The idea was to create jobs while promoting Puerto Rican delicacies and attracting tourism (both local and from abroad).
The idea was a smashing success until Hurricane Hugo swept them away in 1989.
Before the hurricane, these businesses were simple wooden structures with tin roofs and no integrated sewage systems. After the storm the government once agin intervened and the new “kioskos” were built of concrete, with electrical, plumbing and sewage facilities.
Over a million tourists visit the “kioskos” annually to enjoy every possible Puerto Rican delicacy under the sun. Over 800 hundred Puerto Ricans work at these “kioskos” and their estimated revenue is well over 43 million dollars a year (according to 2023 figures).
Returning to San Juan from “los kioskos de Luquillo” is easy. Just follow road #3 until you reach the exit towards road #26 going towards San Juan and the Luis Muñoz Marín Airport.
And talking about San Juan, if you’re planning to visit the Old City, save yourself the hassle of traditional city tours. They’re expensive and you’ll be herded along with people that won’t necessarily share your interests.
Instead, order The Old San Juan Walking Tour. It’s packed with useful information about all the main attractions, as well as every GPS coordinate and two hours of exclusive online video. That way you’ll be able to —visit before you visit— and hit the ground running when you arrive in the Old City.
See you next time!
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